Women think too much. Fat retrievers get no respect

Just this morning, while having a brief chat with a Ongie, I casually mentioned that my dog Rupert would love to meet Gray, her stuffed animal held hostage in the back seat of her car. For the yet uninitiated, Rupert is a small lovable golden retriever, just a tad overweight at 36kgs. I have been told that he weighs as much a primary school child, though I have no idea why, he has not had any of those in years.

Anyway back to the topic at hand, methought that Gray, being a creature with no friends and having only the occasional bum planted next to him would have loved to socialise for a change.

But Nooooooooo.... Ongie said, apparently horrified that her "baby" would actually BECOME INDEPENDENT. Ongie, if you are reading this, Gray is a big stuffed toy now and needs to leave the fold now and then.

Anyway, I just had to come to the horribly sexist opinion that women certainly think to much.

The evidence certainly shows.

I recall a similar conversation with my girlfriend not too long ago. In fact, it is a conversation we reprise every now and then. Out of the kindness of my heart and my dog Rupert's good and gentlemanly nature, I offer up my garden and my home for her to bring her 2 ladies (read: bitches) so that my dog can play with hers. But "Nooooo!!" the woman says, followed by something incomprehensible like "he just wants to fark them". I mean, what's so wrong with our dogs playing together??? It must be because he is a fat retriever. Women are such blatant dog nazis.

Its a fact. Fat retrievers don't get any respect.