ithink therefore icopy

names changed to protect the guilty

it had to happen and I guess I should have seen it coming the moment the first iMac rolled onto our shores. Somehow, anything with the prefix "i" in lowercase letters became cool, and it would also be cool to ignore some basic grammer. Suddenly what might have been the product of a faulty spacebar became an overnight marketing phenomenon.

I had a keyboard like that too, and was once too a marketing god, what with gems such as isicksonotcomingtoschool and inotfeelingwellsocannottakePE. But that was another time and another me, ran out of sorry excuses soon after and hit the sad reality of ifatsocannotgetlaid.

Foolish fat boy that I was, I know now that I should have bottled these up and gone to "Oshim" for a job. Come to think of it, I might have attended TAF club with the same guy who came up with the whole "Oshim" line of products such as the ipok, isqueez, itango and iincontinent (got 2 lower case "i"'s so doubly cool). If you don't believe me, check out their website, its freakin amazing.

And it gets worse... like all nice little diseases, unoriginality is sustained by a core group of dipshits and a happy statutory board has hopped onto the bandwagon. Won't be naming anything here but you might had the misfortune of having seen the damn ads on the taxis already.

Next thing you know, Geylang jumps on the bandwagon and the way to lorong 9 frog porridge gets spotted with ifuck, isuck and imagicfinger, the last being a massage service of course.... right....

I am going to buy a huge black marker. The next lowercase 'i' I see gets farkin punctuated.